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"Life is just a bowl of water."

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

"Okay, you can keep 'em, but if they grow any bigger, they'll have to sleep in the kitchen."

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

Cat king.

"I want a pony!"

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

'Let's get a kitty.'

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"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

Hyenas as Pets

'...the really big ones can be found.'

'...and that's the one that got away!'

"I can remember when he used to try to tell us things."

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

Al, you need to get over your childish desire for a pony. It's not childish, doctor. I only started wanting one last week.

When Pugs dream.

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Cindy had asked Santa for a puppy this Christmas...maybe, just maybe he'd been listening...?

'Hunger is a terrible thing, especially around dinner time!'

"My teacher gives out a lot of homework. I hope I get a dog for Christmas."

"We can't decide whether to buy a dog, or have a child. . ."

Dog dreams of sleeping in masters chair.

"We're not getting a dog because I don't invest in non-profit ventures."

I always wanted a pony. I guess this is as close as I'll ever get. "Waiter, there's a pony in my soup"? It would never work.

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

Dreaming pets.

I never had a pony, Dr. Kapuchnik. Get over it, Al. Tastes like chicken.

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

"We find it calms the patient."

Sleeping Moose