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'Trampoline...pogo stick...got any other genius ideas?'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

I told you we were late!

"I don't do windows."

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Fresh fish

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

Fish mobsters.

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

'My horoscope said I would be taking a long trip today.'

'We need to try to regress you beyond the last seven seconds...'

'Where are those nice blue fish that we like - the ones with the blue stripes?' - 'We ate them all - they're now extinct.'

You'll have to speak up, I can't hear a word you're saying!

"You have sewage between your teeth."

being watched over his shoulder

"He seems to have a lot of anger bottled up inside."

"Do you think there's life out there?"

'Thanks for helping me out with this prank - I just love freaking out people!'