Comedic Aquarium Fan T-Shirts

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"I don't do windows."

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

Fresh fish

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

'My horoscope said I would be taking a long trip today.'

'We need to try to regress you beyond the last seven seconds...'

being watched over his shoulder

"You have sewage between your teeth."

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

'Where are those nice blue fish that we like - the ones with the blue stripes?' - 'We ate them all - they're now extinct.'

'Thanks for helping me out with this prank - I just love freaking out people!'

'Check it out: I can look you in the eyes!'

You'll have to speak up, I can't hear a word you're saying!

"Do you think there's life out there?"