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The End is Near. Have A Cone.

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

'That was nice of them to order us a new scratching post!'

Cristoph Willibald Gluck 2nd July 1714

Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

An expedition to get ice for the party.

Overly wordy travel.

Flatware Follies.

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

'You wish, Timmy.'

Ambrose's - for sale. Wonderful opportunity for a man named Ambrose.

Scuba Skater

"I would like organic milk!"

Eskimo Snow Globe

"Now, let's try a Waltz. Don't worry about me though, I'm wearing safety boots..."

'If your intention was to hurt my feelings, mission accomplished.'

"I'm alright, it's my hair...I need more hairspray."

Used car salesman to man: 'And this one was driven by a little old lady ...er ...uh ... with 36 grandchildren.'

'Trampoline...pogo stick...got any other genius ideas?'

Workers in Hazmat suits make sweets

Two men arguing on a train journey

Murder Village - Bursts of street fighting every half hour

Santa crawling out of log burning stove.

"I thought you only came once a year."

"Don't men look hideous without their wallets?

"Hi! I'm Bob the chartreuse investment armadillo."

The one song banned in the workshop. What did I say about playing "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" where Mrs. Claus can hear it?!

'The complex,yes, the inferiority, no.'

An Oarsman

Island visit.

Good cop, bad cop

Artist paints an angel.

"... Anyway, as I was saying before we hit that iceberg..."