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"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"I think that scary music they play when we are the movie screen is hurting our image."

"Oh, Maria — so many eggs!"

"I'll be back. I'm just going to get a pack of smokes."

'I need to work a different shift.'

'You know, you've changed. All of a sudden you think you're just a big superstar!'

Bill's first day as a waiter at 'Feeding Frenzy'

'I'm in good shape . . . I fitness swim up a waterfall!'

'Ooh .. Look at the big one with purple spots.'

Lazy Octopus

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"I don't do windows."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

'...and another thing - why do I always have to sleep in the wet spot?'

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

You'll have to speak up, I can't hear a word you're saying!

"So far so good, Bill's reverse psychology was working: no contenders had challenged him..."

Jellyfish ventriloquists,

"They fired me...but how was I to know that human businesses don't hunt and eat their clients??"

Sharks of the World,number 3: The Grey Nurse - A Grey Nurse Shark wearing a Nurse's uniform.

'I've got one of those wobbly forwards trolleys!'

"I can't play hide and seek with you guys: I have to go to the surface to breath every few minutes..."

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

Octopus gets tickled pink

'This isn't either a fad! -- It's a major breakthrough!'

Marine Band

Walter The Sea Monster

'Ever get the feeling that you're being watched?'

Baby beluga, middle child beluga, firstborn beluga

'Freedom!'

Octopuses surf too.