Aquatic Life Fan Mugs

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"I think that scary music they play when we are the movie screen is hurting our image."

"Oh, Maria — so many eggs!"

"I'll be back. I'm just going to get a pack of smokes."

Fish mobsters.

'I need to work a different shift.'

'You know, you've changed. All of a sudden you think you're just a big superstar!'

Bill's first day as a waiter at 'Feeding Frenzy'

'I'm in good shape . . . I fitness swim up a waterfall!'

'Ooh .. Look at the big one with purple spots.'

Lazy Octopus

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"I don't do windows."

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

'...and another thing - why do I always have to sleep in the wet spot?'

Oh, @#$%, is that

You'll have to speak up, I can't hear a word you're saying!

"So far so good, Bill's reverse psychology was working: no contenders had challenged him..."

clown fish

"I can't play hide and seek with you guys: I have to go to the surface to breath every few minutes..."

'This isn't either a fad! -- It's a major breakthrough!'

Marine Band

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

Sharks of the World,number 3: The Grey Nurse - A Grey Nurse Shark wearing a Nurse's uniform.

"They fired me...but how was I to know that human businesses don't hunt and eat their clients??"

'I've got one of those wobbly forwards trolleys!'

Welcome to old age - I come up seven or eight times a night to empty my blowhole, too.

Jellyfish ventriloquists,

Octopus gets tickled pink