Aquatic Fan T-Shirts

"Yeah, you win! I only have five prehensile limbs myself..."

'Inflatable boat Fred!'

Taxi

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"Marco ..."

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

"I don't do windows."

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?"

'This is going to be good, he's taking water balloons into the board meeting.'

Fish mobsters.

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

Pirates

You'll have to speak up, I can't hear a word you're saying!

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

Landlubbers ONLY!

"I know there's safety in numbers, but I suffer from enochlophobia: Can you help me?"

'It's the last time you get shore leave on your own!'

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

Sharks of the World,number 3: The Grey Nurse - A Grey Nurse Shark wearing a Nurse's uniform.

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

Marine Band

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

Pirate Captain Wears Pirate Slogan T-Shirt

"I think that scary music they play when we are the movie screen is hurting our image."

We flushed your arteries, checked your fluids, and topped off your AB positive, but look at this kidney - When's the last time you had it replaced?

'Freedom!'

"I wasn't dead yet."

'Don't be too sad. Sure, she was special, but there are plenty more fish in the sea.'

'Ooh .. Look at the big one with purple spots.'

"Oh, Maria — so many eggs!"