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'She certainly was a good ship.'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Marco ..."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Fresh fish

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

"I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?"

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

Pirates

'My horoscope said I would be taking a long trip today.'

being watched over his shoulder