Sailing Fan T-Shirts

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

'What th-! A sail! Folks, it looks like Daredevil Pup has changed his mind!'

Overweight Passenger on a Boat

Captain Bligh, we refuse to swab the deck with paper towels! Near Great Movies: "Mutiny Over the Bounty."

'Madam, please just smash that damn bottle against the ship.'

'My God! There isn't room to swing YOU in here!'

'We're doomed! And all because you decided it would be better to sail than to fly south this year!'

Oceanographer

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"Marco ..."

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

"I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?"

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'I hope this is catch and release!'

'There you go again...constantly snagging!'

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

Pirates

"Only caught one, eh."

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

Ok, now you're not swiping at salmon. Now you're just splashing me.

"They say the early bird gets the worm, but something's rotten in Denmark with this scenario!"

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

'He had a tough time fishing today,'

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

Fisherman and cats

Landlubbers ONLY!

Man having picture of caught fish sees that cat has eaten it.