Sailing Fan T-Shirts

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

'What th-! A sail! Folks, it looks like Daredevil Pup has changed his mind!'

Overweight Passenger on a Boat

'Madam, please just smash that damn bottle against the ship.'

'We're doomed! And all because you decided it would be better to sail than to fly south this year!'

Oceanographer

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"Marco ..."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

"I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?"

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'I hope this is catch and release!'

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

Pirates

"Only caught one, eh."

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

'There you go again...constantly snagging!'

"They say the early bird gets the worm, but something's rotten in Denmark with this scenario!"

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

'He had a tough time fishing today,'

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

His days are spent among the purple loosestrife and wild Iris....where the air is heavy with the scents of earth and water.

'When an outboard goes overboard'

Fisherman and cats

'It's the last time you get shore leave on your own!'

Landlubbers ONLY!

Fishing for Supper

Diver caught by pelican