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Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

'What zip code are we in now?'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Caliologist

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

Pirates

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

Safest Airline in The World

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

Migration Music

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

Landlubbers ONLY!

"Occasionally he lobs a brick at the cat."

"Looks like you've got some competition."

'It's the last time you get shore leave on your own!'

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

Bev puts on an old favorite

Oceanographer

"You know how it goes: Those who can, do, those who can't, teach..."

Pirate Captain Wears Pirate Slogan T-Shirt

Airbus

'This is your passenger speaking. Where the hell is my coffee?!'

Happy Pilot flying fast plane.

"I forgot I was on automatic pilot and crashed into the church steeple!"

A comment on the Gold Rush.

Whale lifts up submarine out of the water.