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'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'The soil's so dry - we need one of Charlie Dimmock's special water features!'

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"Marco ..."

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'This is going to be good, he's taking water balloons into the board meeting.'

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

"That's O.K., Dad. I think I'll do with the ambient waterfall sounds tonight."

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

Marine Band

"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."

"I think that scary music they play when we are the movie screen is hurting our image."

"We were lucky to find an island with a water feature."

'Ooh .. Look at the big one with purple spots.'

"Yeah, you win! I only have five prehensile limbs myself..."

'Oh grow up !' (Child annoying old couple drinking from fountain of youth).

"Oh, Maria — so many eggs!"

'Come back immediately, idiot.'

Whale Blowing Bubbles.

'Inflatable boat Fred!'

Bridge opens for passing swans.

'So that's what hockey players do in summer.'

'She certainly was a good ship.'

'I need to work a different shift.'

Cartoon showing a man swimming, when another swimmer has dived, bounced off his stomach and smashed through the ceiling.

The fountain of youths.

Colossus of Rhode Island

Taxi

'He doesn't use drinking fountains. He can't swim.'

"I'll be back. I'm just going to get a pack of smokes."