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'This is going to be good, he's taking water balloons into the board meeting.'

"Yeah, it's a modified super-soaker: a spit-soaker!"

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'Cannonball!'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"Marco ..."

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

A man runs on the water from a shark.

A Stampedalo.

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

Trash-talkin' artists

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

'But, Mom - I am watering the garden just like you told me!'

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

Wrestling Champion.

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

"Before rising all the way to the executive suite, the fire had its modest start in the company mailroom."

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

Daisy had the fastest udders in the west field.

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

"I think that scary music they play when we are the movie screen is hurting our image."

'Look out for his low punches.'

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."