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'You don't say! I'm a 'hydrantologist' myself.'

Pipe Dream.

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"Marco ..."

"I don't do windows."

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

'This is going to be good, he's taking water balloons into the board meeting.'

You'll have to speak up, I can't hear a word you're saying!

"That's O.K., Dad. I think I'll do with the ambient waterfall sounds tonight."

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

Sharks of the World,number 3: The Grey Nurse - A Grey Nurse Shark wearing a Nurse's uniform.

"I think that scary music they play when we are the movie screen is hurting our image."

'Ooh .. Look at the big one with purple spots.'

'Don't be too sad. Sure, she was special, but there are plenty more fish in the sea.'

"Yeah, you win! I only have five prehensile limbs myself..."

"Oh, Maria — so many eggs!"

'Oh grow up !' (Child annoying old couple drinking from fountain of youth).

'Freedom!'

'Congratulations! You just brought in a gushier.'

'Come back immediately, idiot.'

Whale Blowing Bubbles.

Bridge opens for passing swans.

'Inflatable boat Fred!'

'Come and see this,Dad!'

'So that's what hockey players do in summer.'

Master Plumber

'I need to work a different shift.'

'Does this mean you're going to fix the leaky bathroom faucet?'

Taxi

'Dad, this is my friend Ted: Promise me you won't eat him like the last friend I played with...'

The fountain of youths.