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'You don't say! I'm a 'hydrantologist' myself.'

Pipe Dream.

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"Marco ..."

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

"I don't do windows."

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

'This is going to be good, he's taking water balloons into the board meeting.'

Fish mobsters.

You'll have to speak up, I can't hear a word you're saying!

"That's O.K., Dad. I think I'll do with the ambient waterfall sounds tonight."

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

Sharks of the World,number 3: The Grey Nurse - A Grey Nurse Shark wearing a Nurse's uniform.

"I think that scary music they play when we are the movie screen is hurting our image."

How about a hike or a swim? No thanks. Twig's a slug. She's certainly uninspired. Wait! Let's go canoeing! You never know when inspiration will strike!

'Don't be too sad. Sure, she was special, but there are plenty more fish in the sea.'

'Congratulations! You just brought in a gushier.'

'Freedom!'

"Yeah, you win! I only have five prehensile limbs myself..."

'Ooh .. Look at the big one with purple spots.'

"Oh, Maria — so many eggs!"

'Oh grow up !' (Child annoying old couple drinking from fountain of youth).

Whale Blowing Bubbles.

'Come back immediately, idiot.'

Master Plumber

'So that's what hockey players do in summer.'

'I need to work a different shift.'

'Come and see this,Dad!'

Bridge opens for passing swans.

'Inflatable boat Fred!'

'Does this mean you're going to fix the leaky bathroom faucet?'

Cartoon showing a man swimming, when another swimmer has dived, bounced off his stomach and smashed through the ceiling.

'Dad, this is my friend Ted: Promise me you won't eat him like the last friend I played with...'