Water Feature Fan Gifts

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'The soil's so dry - we need one of Charlie Dimmock's special water features!'

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"Marco ..."

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'This is going to be good, he's taking water balloons into the board meeting.'

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

Fish mobsters.

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

"That's O.K., Dad. I think I'll do with the ambient waterfall sounds tonight."

Marine Band

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."

"I think that scary music they play when we are the movie screen is hurting our image."

"We were lucky to find an island with a water feature."

'Oh grow up !' (Child annoying old couple drinking from fountain of youth).

"Oh, Maria — so many eggs!"

"Yeah, you win! I only have five prehensile limbs myself..."

'Ooh .. Look at the big one with purple spots.'

'Come back immediately, idiot.'

Whale Blowing Bubbles.

'She certainly was a good ship.'

Bridge opens for passing swans.

'So that's what hockey players do in summer.'

'I need to work a different shift.'

'Inflatable boat Fred!'

Cartoon showing a man swimming, when another swimmer has dived, bounced off his stomach and smashed through the ceiling.

The fountain of youths.

Colossus of Rhode Island

Taxi

"I'll be back. I'm just going to get a pack of smokes."