Water Filter Fan Gifts

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'This is going to be good, he's taking water balloons into the board meeting.'

Sandy Floss

Tortoise polishing his shell

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

"An excellent interview Mr Twinglestop, now is there anything you'd like to ask me. . . Apart from home to switch off your 'cat filter'?"

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."

Water.

"I wasn't dead yet."

"Yeah, you win! I only have five prehensile limbs myself..."

Whale Blowing Bubbles.

Bridge opens for passing swans.

'Inflatable boat Fred!'

'So that's what hockey players do in summer.'

Noah's Ark slugs.

'The ref likes a good clean fight!'

'Now THAT'S a massage!'

'The door jammed.'

Sunny desert island next to rainy desert islands.

The fountain of youths.

Taxi

'Dinna play golf in your kilt.'

'I still prefer the pipe. A ceremony isn't the same sharing nicotine peace gum.'

'You don't say! I'm a 'hydrantologist' myself.'

'Dad! The veterinarians are coming aboard!'