Cat Filter Fan Gifts

"An excellent interview Mr Twinglestop, now is there anything you'd like to ask me. . . Apart from home to switch off your 'cat filter'?"

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

Litter Tray Training

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

Stress Busters - Doodle Maze - Leopards

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

Meowlzebub

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

Tortoise polishing his shell

"I'm telling you! They don't know anything! No one is in charge!"

'Fancy a swift half?'

'Okay wait. Screaming and failing is for large cats...'

Bat

'I can't believe she left everything to that stupid parakeet!'

"Remember the old days, when cat's' used to bounce?"

"The rumor going around is that dog food is cats and cat food is dogs."

Grumpy Cow

'I spent my bonus on changing my spots.'

'They'll go away as you get older -- they're just youth spots.'

101 uses of a dead cat: parrot stand.

"I love to watch cat videos on the internet!"

"It's supposed to be some kind of aphrodisiac, but it hasn't done jack for me."

'It's not that we can't, it's just a pain in the neck.'

"Is this seat taken?"

Rare footage of a leopard changing spots.

'How stupid dogs are for chasing after a bone.'

Water.

"When this is all over I'll be nice to people."

'No, it's not hot off the grill... we're having zebra that's been sitting out in the sun.'