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Hyenas as Pets

"Okay, you can keep 'em, but if they grow any bigger, they'll have to sleep in the kitchen."

Seagiraffes

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

Cat king.

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

Dogs can dream too.

'I want you to bring me one.'

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

'Let's get a kitty.'

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"He's a fine talker, but can you understand Portuguese?"

'I'm really thirsty.'

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

"Well, as a matter of fact, no, you didn't tell us you kept exotic pets when you sold us the house!"

"Yeah you can pretty much get anything in Florida."

'One of these days that finger is gonna tap into the water. And when it does...I'll be ready....'

Vet's Waiting Room

"What have you done with the doctor?"

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

Persian

A serpent is entering and exiting cloth in an interesting fashion.

'On the other hand, it does have a certain charm.'

'I'm not sure that we need an indoor pet.'

When Pugs dream.

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."

'He's okay with the fish but it appears he had his heart set on a puppy.'

"Excuse me Mr. Plumber, my son just called, please be careful not to disturb his genetically altered aquatic scorpion colony."

"It's for the damn parrot"