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'Dewey! You getting any strikes?'

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Myths and legends...

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

Dolphin

Man indignant at having caught no fish

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

"Uh-Oh, gotta go lads. . . I smell blood!"

Captain Eddie's New Boat:'The insurance company laughed last year when I insisted on adding Kraken coverage.'

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

"A textbook landing..."

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

"Do you get the feeling we're being watched?"

"We're luckier than most people..."

'Sorry I'm late'

"Yo, Greg!" "Hey, Warren!"

"If we weren't married this would be romantic."

'Yes I saw it, but we're here to hunt ducks! Try to stay focused, Bob!'

Fisherman and sea monster

A lesbian couple diving for pearls

"I am Big Foot's brother, but please, don't ask my name."

"Dang. . . everyehere you meet cargo ships jammed in front of the North Sea Ports!"

"Worms? Look, pal, if you want to catch a shark, you need to use the right lure."

"He says he's a great salmon guide."

Kevin's concerns over horsemeat in the beefburgers evaporated when he passed the frozen fish cabinet.

A Guest For Lunch