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"Get the net, Dad! I've got a big one!"

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Myths and legends...

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

Dolphin

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

"We're luckier than most people..."

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

"Do you get the feeling we're being watched?"

'Sorry I'm late'

"Yo, Greg!" "Hey, Warren!"

"If we weren't married this would be romantic."

A lesbian couple diving for pearls

"Any luck"

'Doris, I know how much you weigh. Step on the scale and I'll hand you the fish.'

Live Bait.

Topsy-Turveydom

The Sea Angler: And by keeping an open for sea birds - they have an uncanny ability to locate fish.

"Dang. . . everyehere you meet cargo ships jammed in front of the North Sea Ports!"

'And that's only the size of the fly.'

'We'll probably hit a rock and sink. But, there's a lot of big fish in this lake, so it's worth the risk.'

'What's your fish finder say?'

The Fish, Having Refreshed Himself, And Recovered His Spirits, Bolts Again with Mr B.

'Harp?...Lark?...'

"Expecting to land a monster today, Herb?"

'Edgar hooked a thirty-pound king salmon on his ultra-light. He goes for counselling tomorrow.'

"Actually, I am underwater."