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"Get the net, Dad! I've got a big one!"

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Myths and legends...

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

Dolphin

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

"We're luckier than most people..."

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

"Do you get the feeling we're being watched?"

'Sorry I'm late'

"Yo, Greg!" "Hey, Warren!"

"If we weren't married this would be romantic."

"Any luck"

A lesbian couple diving for pearls

'And that's only the size of the fly.'

Live Bait.

The Sea Angler: And by keeping an open for sea birds - they have an uncanny ability to locate fish.

'Doris, I know how much you weigh. Step on the scale and I'll hand you the fish.'

Topsy-Turveydom

"Dang. . . everyehere you meet cargo ships jammed in front of the North Sea Ports!"

'What's your fish finder say?'

'We'll probably hit a rock and sink. But, there's a lot of big fish in this lake, so it's worth the risk.'

The Fish, Having Refreshed Himself, And Recovered His Spirits, Bolts Again with Mr B.

'Harp?...Lark?...'

'Edgar hooked a thirty-pound king salmon on his ultra-light. He goes for counselling tomorrow.'

Cyrus Hall McCormick

"Actually, I am underwater."