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'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

"Fish needs bigger hole."

"That one killed my manservant, it fell on his head while he was vacuuming the carpet."

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'Yes, it is last year's hunting license, but I'm only hunting the ones I missed last year.'

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

'Now this was a crafty one!'

'I looked into their eyes before I shot them, with my high-powered rifle, from half a mile away.'

"We're making some real progress, except, of course, you're still holding a gun."

'And that's only the size of the fly.'

'Would you mind handing me that needle and thread, sir?'

Yeah, maybe replacing the clay pigeons with clay big game wasn't smart.

"Yeah, almost didn't make it out of that one."

'Doris, I know how much you weigh. Step on the scale and I'll hand you the fish.'

'He got game.'

'We'll probably hit a rock and sink. But, there's a lot of big fish in this lake, so it's worth the risk.'

The Fish, Having Refreshed Himself, And Recovered His Spirits, Bolts Again with Mr B.

Just preparation for my business trip to Africa next month...

"If these pills don't do the trick I'll be happy to prescribe something bigger"

"Wake up, Larry - you're missing the pregame."

"Get the net, Dad! I've got a big one!"

England and Germany

'So, I says shoot him one more time just to be sure. . .'

"I tried Googling what games you can play when you're out of Wi-Fi range, but we're out of Wi-Fi range."

"So I said to the guide, wave your arms to distract him while I aim. Then my gun jammed."

Hunting Party in the Highlands.

"And this is one I got in the nusrsery in '34."

'That was my first ever kill.'

"Honestly, Harry, I'll never tease you again for carrying around that elephant gun!"

I tell you what, the "Great White Hunter" turned even whiter when his gun jammed while I was charging! Boy he can climb trees quickly...

'If God knew what Nietzche'd said about him he'd role over in his grave.'

'George,your big game guide is here.'

'Sure there was a bad side to hunting, but there was also the excitement, the challenge, the romance of it.'