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"Fish needs bigger hole."

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

'I hope this is catch and release!'

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

"That one killed my manservant, it fell on his head while he was vacuuming the carpet."

'I'll give five bucks to anyone showing me a fish more than ten inches long.'

"This should be interesting, he's using a dragonfly!"

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

'Fred, your super jumbo spool of fishing line just arrived.'

'I looked into their eyes before I shot them, with my high-powered rifle, from half a mile away.'

"We're making some real progress, except, of course, you're still holding a gun."

'And that's only the size of the fly.'

"I'll be back later, dear. I'm going out to build some humility."

'Does that include the fishing rod?'

"The fish gets bigger every time he tells the story."

"Yeah, almost didn't make it out of that one."

'Doris, I know how much you weigh. Step on the scale and I'll hand you the fish.'

'We'll probably hit a rock and sink. But, there's a lot of big fish in this lake, so it's worth the risk.'

The Fish, Having Refreshed Himself, And Recovered His Spirits, Bolts Again with Mr B.

'Don't let it go!'

"Expecting to land a monster today, Herb?"

Honestly ,trout tickling is a doddle!

The Great White Fib.

'It took me over 18 hours to get him in the boat, and working 12 jobs to pay to have him mounted.'

"Just reach under his belly and lift him into the boat."

Water skiing man crosses path of fisherman with hooked fish waterskiing in the opposite direction

"Get the net, Dad! I've got a big one!"

'That was my first ever kill.'

'Can't say much for the other two - but the marlin sure fought like hell!'

Delights of sea angling!

I tell you what, the "Great White Hunter" turned even whiter when his gun jammed while I was charging! Boy he can climb trees quickly...

'Blood-curdling screams, Hayes, will do nothing to help us catch a fish.'