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"This should be interesting, he's using a dragonfly!"

"The fish gets bigger every time he tells the story."

Horror movies

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

The Da Vinci Cod

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

Cat eats date.

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

"Lap fish..."

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

"It's my helper trout!"

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

Blind man feeding an empty fish tank

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

Cat to fisherman about his caught fish: 'Let me clean them.'

"Get your lunchbox, you're going!"

'I'm tired of this bread and water diet.'

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"