Big Fish Aficionado T-Shirts

Supermarket - Indy Market.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'So who needs sonar?!'

Fish snorkling above water.

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

A Preschool of Fish

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

The Da Vinci Cod

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

Kids with Fish Balloons

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

Big Fish Packing Co - Our Flounder.

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'Guess who netted it.'