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Supermarket - Indy Market.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

'So who needs sonar?!'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Fish snorkling above water.

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

Kids with Fish Balloons

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

A Preschool of Fish

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

The Da Vinci Cod

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

Big Fish Packing Co - Our Flounder.

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'Guess who netted it.'

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."