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'If that aquarium is supposed to help me relax, it's not really working.'

"Trust me — we’re better off in here."

Acme Coffee Co.

'Whoooeee. He has serious pyorrhea alveolaris.'

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

'I heard you played football instead of going to school.' - 'That's not true, and I've got the fish to prove it.'

Fisherman: 'Did the DNR say anything about the size of your fish?' Other: 'Yeah. So long.'

Fish on computer shocked to see 'The Net'.

'I had to do it, Doc.He kept wanting to float to the top.'

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Horror movies

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"He was a sea rescue."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Fish snorkling above water.

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

A Preschool of Fish

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

Kids with Fish Balloons

The Da Vinci Cod

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."