Fish Aficionados Mugs

'If that aquarium is supposed to help me relax, it's not really working.'

"It's always great seeing you guys. We'll have to get together again sometime and..."

"Trust me — we’re better off in here."

Acme Coffee Co.

'Whoooeee. He has serious pyorrhea alveolaris.'

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

'I heard you played football instead of going to school.' - 'That's not true, and I've got the fish to prove it.'

Fisherman: 'Did the DNR say anything about the size of your fish?' Other: 'Yeah. So long.'

Fish on computer shocked to see 'The Net'.

'I had to do it, Doc.He kept wanting to float to the top.'

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Horror movies

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"He was a sea rescue."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

Fish snorkling above water.

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

Kids with Fish Balloons

The Da Vinci Cod

A Preschool of Fish

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."