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The Fish, Having Refreshed Himself, And Recovered His Spirits, Bolts Again with Mr B.

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

"He's a keeper!"

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

'I hope this is catch and release!'

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

"Fish needs bigger hole."

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

'...the really big ones can be found.'

'...and that's the one that got away!'

'I'll give five bucks to anyone showing me a fish more than ten inches long.'

"This should be interesting, he's using a dragonfly!"

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

'There goes 18 stone of muscle to fight a 2 lb trout to the death!'

"The fish gets bigger every time he tells the story."

Live Bait.

'Does that include the fishing rod?'

'Doris, I know how much you weigh. Step on the scale and I'll hand you the fish.'

'And that's only the size of the fly.'

'We'll probably hit a rock and sink. But, there's a lot of big fish in this lake, so it's worth the risk.'

Aquarium - keep an eye on him!

'I hear there are some mighty big frogs in this lake.'

'Bye, dear -- Have a nice fishing experience!'

The Great White Fib.

"I warned you not to reel it in so fast."

Mr B As He Appeared From Six in the Morning Until Three In the Afternoon, When -

'Do you need help landing your fish Hayes? ... Hayes?'

Big fish can't eat the little ones.

"This one almost got me!"

Liar's Club fish

"Get the net, Dad! I've got a big one!"

Water skiing man crosses path of fisherman with hooked fish waterskiing in the opposite direction

'Just how big are the fish in this lake?'