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"Expecting to land a monster today, Herb?"

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

'Houston, we have a problem.'

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

Viking Loch Ness

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Cometh the Cow!

Sea Monster

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

A plumber preparing to go under a house's dark crawl space sees many eyes looking back from the darkness.

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

"Fish needs bigger hole."

"Trust me, son, if there was a monster under your bed I would have claimed it as a dependent by now."

Dollar on the run for devils, zombies and demons.

"Papi, I heard something!"

"Stop with the tennis balls! There's no oil down here... just monsters."

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'

Captain Eddie's New Boat:'The insurance company laughed last year when I insisted on adding Kraken coverage.'

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

Another unconfirmed Loch Ness Monster sighting...

'No you can't keep it!'

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

Bored kid fighting off an alien attack.

"I'm scared of germs lurking under my bed."

'Blast this storm - A power surge has crashed the computer! Now I'll never complete this monster project!'

" - Well. . . at least we found the bigfoot. . ."

Werehouses.