Monster Fish Hunter Gifts

"Expecting to land a monster today, Herb?"

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

'Houston, we have a problem.'

Viking Loch Ness

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Cometh the Cow!

Sea Monster

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

"Fish needs bigger hole."

A plumber preparing to go under a house's dark crawl space sees many eyes looking back from the darkness.

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

"Space wants to kill you."

"Trust me, son, if there was a monster under your bed I would have claimed it as a dependent by now."

Dollar on the run for devils, zombies and demons.

"Stop with the tennis balls! There's no oil down here... just monsters."

"Papi, I heard something!"

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'

Captain Eddie's New Boat:'The insurance company laughed last year when I insisted on adding Kraken coverage.'

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

'No you can't keep it!'

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

Another unconfirmed Loch Ness Monster sighting...

"Well Jenkins... I dare say we should have brought a second flyswatter."

Le Roi Kong

Bored kid fighting off an alien attack.

" - Well. . . at least we found the bigfoot. . ."