Monster Fish Tales Gifts

"You dream of days like these!"

The one that got away

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

Always a bigger fish.

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

'...the really big ones can be found.'

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

Fishing Contest

Securing a Magnificent Salmon.

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

'I'll have three of those trout, but throw them to me. . . I want to tell the wife I caught them.'

'I'm trying for steelhead.'

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

Fish Story

"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."

'Our tuna salad baguettes are this big!'

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Making Things Pleasant.

'Say, are you the elusive walleye from Big Bear lake?'

"I'm not cooking that thing!"

'Admit it, Crawford, this fish was already dead when you caught it!'

"... And that one I tickled to death."

A snowman catches fish ice fishing.

Fish with a hook tells a good tale.

"OK kids, I'll tell the story one more time..."

Something Like Sport.

Man holding a small fish but imagining a big catch.

'It also makes a great hat rack.'

"Expecting to land a monster today, Herb?"

'Don't believe a word of it. He got me at the fish market.'