Miniature Fish Tales Gifts

'I'm trying for steelhead.'

The one that got away

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

Always a bigger fish.

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

'...the really big ones can be found.'

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

Fishing Contest

Securing a Magnificent Salmon.

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

The truth about Vincent Van Gogh's ear...the fish were really biting, & he ran out of bait!'

There was something fishy about this jump,

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

'I'll have three of those trout, but throw them to me. . . I want to tell the wife I caught them.'

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

Fish Story

"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."

'Our tuna salad baguettes are this big!'

"In your original statement, you said the fish was much bigger."

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Making Things Pleasant.

'Say, are you the elusive walleye from Big Bear lake?'

"I'm not cooking that thing!"

'Admit it, Crawford, this fish was already dead when you caught it!'

"... And that one I tickled to death."

'He may not be a great angler but you have to admire his honesty.'

A snowman catches fish ice fishing.

Fish with a hook tells a good tale.

Something Like Sport.

"Sure, you can talk the talk, but can you swim the swim?"

'It also makes a great hat rack.'

'Don't believe a word of it. He got me at the fish market.'