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"You dream of days like these!"

The one that got away

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

Always a bigger fish.

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

'...the really big ones can be found.'

Fishing Contest

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

Securing a Magnificent Salmon.

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

'I'll have three of those trout, but throw them to me. . . I want to tell the wife I caught them.'

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

'I'm trying for steelhead.'

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."

Fish Story

'Our tuna salad baguettes are this big!'

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Making Things Pleasant.

'Say, are you the elusive walleye from Big Bear lake?'

"... And that one I tickled to death."

"I'm not cooking that thing!"

A snowman catches fish ice fishing.

'Admit it, Crawford, this fish was already dead when you caught it!'

Fish with a hook tells a good tale.

'It's going to be hard to top that one.'

'It also makes a great hat rack.'

"Expecting to land a monster today, Herb?"

"OK kids, I'll tell the story one more time..."

Something Like Sport.

Man holding a small fish but imagining a big catch.