Mighty Hunter T-Shirts

'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

'Houston, we have a problem.'

Viking Loch Ness

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Cometh the Cow!

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

A plumber preparing to go under a house's dark crawl space sees many eyes looking back from the darkness.

Sea Monster

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

"Trust me, son, if there was a monster under your bed I would have claimed it as a dependent by now."

Madame Borigard: Reader of the Occult - Derivatives & Credit Default Swaps Explained

Dollar on the run for devils, zombies and demons.

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

"Papi, I heard something!"

"Stop with the tennis balls! There's no oil down here... just monsters."

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

Another unconfirmed Loch Ness Monster sighting...

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

The conspiracy behind conspiracy theories.

'No you can't keep it!'

"Funny-all the king's horses don't seem to be helping at all."

'I can smell a rat, sergeant!'

'Blast this storm - A power surge has crashed the computer! Now I'll never complete this monster project!'

Werehouses.

"Well Jenkins... I dare say we should have brought a second flyswatter."

Scouts Explore Archaeology

"You should get that looked at, laddie."

Bored kid fighting off an alien attack.