Money Monster Hunter T-Shirts

Attack of the Investment Zombie

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

'Houston, we have a problem.'

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

You can breed these if the environment is right.

Viking Loch Ness

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

Cometh the Cow!

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

'I had a great year and I wasn't even trying.'

'What do you mean your telling me, 'stash it under the bed' is your best advice in the current financial climate?'

'Before we found you, we were just squeaking by.'

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

A plumber preparing to go under a house's dark crawl space sees many eyes looking back from the darkness.

Sea Monster

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

"Trust me, son, if there was a monster under your bed I would have claimed it as a dependent by now."

Money Tree

Dollar on the run for devils, zombies and demons.

'Wait a minute....!

"Stop with the tennis balls! There's no oil down here... just monsters."

Student about Biz Quick class: 'It's bite-size information in a 15 minute class that teaches you how to roll in the dough.'

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

Have you hugged your money today?

"Papi, I heard something!"

'It saves me the trouble of constantly asking myself 'What's my motivation?''

'Admittedly, I'm into greed but it's honest greed.'