Money Monster Hunter Gifts

Attack of the Investment Zombie

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

You can breed these if the environment is right.

'Houston, we have a problem.'

'My ambition used to drive the economy. Now it drives my Mercedes.'

Viking Loch Ness

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Cometh the Cow!

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

'I had a great year and I wasn't even trying.'

'What do you mean your telling me, 'stash it under the bed' is your best advice in the current financial climate?'

"Space wants to kill you."

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

Sea Monster

'Before we found you, we were just squeaking by.'

A plumber preparing to go under a house's dark crawl space sees many eyes looking back from the darkness.

"Trust me, son, if there was a monster under your bed I would have claimed it as a dependent by now."

Money Tree

Dollar on the run for devils, zombies and demons.

'Wait a minute....!

'Admittedly, I'm into greed but it's honest greed.'

Have you hugged your money today?

Student about Biz Quick class: 'It's bite-size information in a 15 minute class that teaches you how to roll in the dough.'

'It saves me the trouble of constantly asking myself 'What's my motivation?''

"Papi, I heard something!"

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'