Monster Mystery Seeker Gifts

"I am Big Foot's brother, but please, don't ask my name."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

Dead Funny

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Paranormal A-Z...

"I said slime."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

'Houston, we have a problem.'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Viking Loch Ness

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

Sphinx Comes Alive

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

Open House of Horrors

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Cheating Death.

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

Welcome Ghost.

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

Bigfoot tracks...

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Cometh the Cow!

How they did it . . .