Monster Mystery Seeker Pillows

"I am Big Foot's brother, but please, don't ask my name."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

Paranormal A-Z...

Dead Funny

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"I said slime."

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

'Houston, we have a problem.'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

Viking Loch Ness

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Open House of Horrors

Sphinx Comes Alive

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Cheating Death.

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

Bigfoot tracks...

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

Cometh the Cow!

Welcome Ghost.

How they did it . . .