Nightmare Seeker Pillows

Dead Funny

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

'You know too much,'

Paranormal A-Z...

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Out To Lurch

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"I said slime."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"It's just a tree."

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

Sphinx Comes Alive

Cheating Death.

Open House of Horrors

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Crime in bookshop

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'