Doom Seeker Pillows

Stop worrying, the end is near anyway!

2021

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Dead Funny

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Paranormal A-Z...

Ghost School.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"I said slime."

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

Cheating Death.

Sphinx Comes Alive

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

"Gee, I never saw that coming."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Sweet surprise.

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

WHACK!