Doom Lover Pillows

The End Of The World Is Nigh - 'Isn't that the CEO?'

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

A little bird told me...

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

The Unhappy King

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

The wine-shop

Hamlet in the craft shop.

Oedipus

Speech

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

I Pagliacci

Proposal

"Well if it doesn't matter who's right and who's wrong, why don't I be right and you be wrong?"

'Want to make some big money, William? A publisher wants you to write a page-turner.'

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

Football player taking the ball home.

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

The End is Nigh

Richard Hughes.

"Boss, remember when you told me to start charging Sadie 'studio fees' for operating her radio show in the cafe?" "Well, I've got good news and bad news." "What's the good?" "She's agreed not to resort to violence." "I see. And the bad news?" "On today's 'Sadie Cohen Radio Show': Evil cafe owners who may or may not poison their customers."