Doom Dweller Pillows

'I told you so.'

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

Optimist

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

Early on-line shopping

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'I'd like to come home... if I could.'

Student Food Pyramid

"Remember, son, no matter what happens to you, we intend to always keep your room at home exactly as it is right now...empty."

I will not write on walls. I will not write on walls...

Room-mate Homicides Waiting to Happen. . .

'It's kinda like an office with a window. The guy in the next cubicle put his fist through the wall.'

Turtle Home

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

'To prepare for Y2K, I backed up all discs and documents. . . stockpiled water and non-perishables. . . converted my investments to cash and set up a wood burning stove.'

"Can you at least pretend to try and hold the elevator so I won't mull over and over how you didn't hold the elevator."

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

'Wow... What did you use for bait?'

'Mum, my teacher said I had good physical attributes for speaking Italian...'

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

"And then yesterday, I had an epiphany: The best way for me to overcome my paralyzing fear of a global ecological/economic collapse is to find a way to turn it into a lucrative career!"

A Bubble of Countryside.

Climate Change Contingency House

Please use other dimension.

The End is Near/Just the Beginning

Prepare to meet your author today!

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

Computer Gamers.

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

"He'll never be good enough to snatch this pebble from my hand."

"God, I love the smell of sunblock in the morning."

Cave Sale! We're evolving - everything must go.