Darkness Dweller Pillows

I see you found somewhere cool, dry and safe to keep your books! Yes, but it's too dark to read in here!

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

A man rakes a tree

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

''Surprise' starts with an 'S', Wilkins! You're in the wrong drawer again!'

Student Food Pyramid

Christmas tree exchange

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

"Remember, son, no matter what happens to you, we intend to always keep your room at home exactly as it is right now...empty."

"Ok, maybe a surprise party wasn't the best idea."

Room-mate Homicides Waiting to Happen. . .

Keep Off The Hay

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

'What do you mean you're afraid of the dark? You're a nightcrawler.'

A man emerges from a tree stump

"I like this one, it looks lived in."

Paper Production

"It's got everything: northern exposure, hardwood floors, central tree."

Welcome to Kew Gardens

Lumberjack - Yew Tube.

Please use other dimension.

'Step one inexploring a newly discovered cave- wade thru the bat guano.'

A vampire with a darkness flashlight

"He'll never be good enough to snatch this pebble from my hand."

Reindeer hiding from hunter

Absolut Cullum.

"Once you've been caught in the headlights life seems somehow inexorably changed."

'The nice thing about being a skunk is you never need to wear insect repellent.'

"It's a trap, Gary! Run!"