Doomsday Lover Pillows

"This is doing me out of a job..."

Optimist

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

Apocalypse Research Center

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

'We need to change our marketing strategy.'

'To prepare for Y2K, I backed up all discs and documents. . . stockpiled water and non-perishables. . . converted my investments to cash and set up a wood burning stove.'

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

"I'm more of a day owl."

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

Doomsday marketing

"I don't care what the owner's name is. It's bad luck."

How to survive the coming crash.

"Two for Joy."

Meet Thy Doom

"And then yesterday, I had an epiphany: The best way for me to overcome my paralyzing fear of a global ecological/economic collapse is to find a way to turn it into a lucrative career!"

Climate Change Contingency House

The End is Near/Just the Beginning

"The end of the world is nigh."

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

"What really bothers me is he's my financial advisor."

'Come back in a couple of days. Maybe something will have opened up.'

"I find your projections a little pessimistic, Lee."

The World Ends Today!: 'Never mind, dear- better luck tomorrow!'

The End is Nigh

Prepare to meet your author today!

"I don't need a costume. I am halloween."

Mr. Science Times

"OK, now here comes the lava."

"Ambitions... to be proved wrong."

"You took your time!"

Joan was a true believer in Astrology. However, this was the first time she had come face to face with a real member of the Zodiac... a giant scorpio!

'Have you seen my lucky shower cap?'

World Ends Today - Sorry For The Inconvenience