Doomsday Devotee Pillows

The end is nigh.

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

Optimist

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

Apocalypse Research Center

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

'To prepare for Y2K, I backed up all discs and documents. . . stockpiled water and non-perishables. . . converted my investments to cash and set up a wood burning stove.'

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

'We need to change our marketing strategy.'

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

The End is Near art gallery opening.

Meet Thy Doom

"And then yesterday, I had an epiphany: The best way for me to overcome my paralyzing fear of a global ecological/economic collapse is to find a way to turn it into a lucrative career!"

Doomsday marketing

Poll: The World Will End With: Nuclear War, Global Warming, Assault Weapons.

How to survive the coming crash.

Climate Change Contingency House

The End is Near/Just the Beginning

'It was a split decision.'

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

"What really bothers me is he's my financial advisor."

"I find your projections a little pessimistic, Lee."

The World Ends Today!: 'Never mind, dear- better luck tomorrow!'

The End is Nigh

Prepare to meet your author today!

"The end of the world is nigh."

"OK, now here comes the lava."

That's a salad pitchfork, Bob.

'Oh, oh - it's tomorrow.'

"Do you think they'll move the Doomsday Clock forward?"

World Ends Today - Sorry For The Inconvenience

"Ambitions... to be proved wrong."