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The World of Medical Reimbursement, As We Know It, Will End Soon.

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Apocalypse Research Center

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

'We need to change our marketing strategy.'

Judgment Day is coming next Monday. Repent. Now, hold on. How can I believe you when so many dire prophecies haven't come true? I sealed myself in a shelter twice in the late '60s, hid in the Appalachian Mountains a decade later. A huge bunching of Judgment Day visions in the late '80s led me to simply get a time share in the Colorado mountains … Getting out of town doesn't spare you Judgment Day. I don't think. Lemme double-check the clues in Marmaduke. Mostly I needed an excuse to get away. Th

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

Hiker Followed By Paramedic

When a nanosecond is forever.

"Every time Trump wins a primary, we get one step closer."

I figured out how these folks keep guaranteeing the precise day the world ends. Shhh. Keep it down. Why? It's a scam? If you read the read the fine print, they are promising that the world will begin to end that day. Could take forever. It's a no-lose scam … Shhh! What? It's scary when the world might end. There are a lot of people out there who need comforting. Women people, I presume. Women people, I presume. Who take comfort in necking. And you belittle their fears?

Post-Apocalypse Greeting Card

Meet Thy Doom

"Hey, remember the internet?"

An doomsayer stands at a waterfalls' edge.

Llamageddon and the Alpacalypse

I survived end of the world after party.

"Don't sweat the huge stuff."

'I've been carrying these placards around for over twenty years! It's about time!'

"The end of the world is nigh."

'Is that some kind of a cruel joke? They're not dying, they're turning into Zombies!'

"What really bothers me is he's my financial advisor."

"I still want grandchildren.

'...and late tomorrow expect hellish rains of fire and blood...'

"I think whatever's going to happen next has already happened."

"I find your projections a little pessimistic, Lee."

The World Ends Today!: 'Never mind, dear- better luck tomorrow!'

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

"Your 401(k) is a low-risk investment, other than a few stocks that happen to finance the end of human civilization as we know it."

The End is Nigh