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The End of the of the End of the Cold War is Near!

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Apocalypse Research Center

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

'He may be the Messiah, but he's no Springsteen.'

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

The end is near.

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

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"Your life will soon resemble a soggy old clump of leaves."

Meet Thy Doom

Post-Apocalypse Greeting Card

Information desk manned by a fortune teller.

'Okay, now I'm hoping he's right...'

The World Ends Today!: 'Never mind, dear- better luck tomorrow!'

'Is that some kind of a cruel joke? They're not dying, they're turning into Zombies!'

"What really bothers me is he's my financial advisor."

'...and late tomorrow expect hellish rains of fire and blood...'

"I find your projections a little pessimistic, Lee."

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

"The end of the world is nigh."

The End is Nigh

"I still want grandchildren.

'So should I bother with dinner?'

"OK, now here comes the lava."

"Ambitions... to be proved wrong."

"And it shall come to pass, Great Caesar, you shall have a salad named after you"

World Ends Today - Sorry For The Inconvenience

"Covid again!"

Heard you died

'Oh, oh - it's tomorrow.'

"You took your time!"