Doomsday Prophet Fan Gifts

The End of the of the End of the Cold War is Near!

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

Apocalypse Research Center

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

Meet Thy Doom

Doomsday marketing

"Your life will soon resemble a soggy old clump of leaves."

Post-Apocalypse Greeting Card

Information desk manned by a fortune teller.

'Okay, now I'm hoping he's right...'

"What really bothers me is he's my financial advisor."

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

"I find your projections a little pessimistic, Lee."

"The end of the world is nigh."

"I still want grandchildren.

'...and late tomorrow expect hellish rains of fire and blood...'

'Is that some kind of a cruel joke? They're not dying, they're turning into Zombies!'

The End is Nigh

The World Ends Today!: 'Never mind, dear- better luck tomorrow!'

'So should I bother with dinner?'

"OK, now here comes the lava."

'Oh, oh - it's tomorrow.'

Heard you died

World Ends Today - Sorry For The Inconvenience

"Covid again!"

"I have difficulty expressing my feelings."

'Now there's a surprise - the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse don't have mobiles.'

"Ambitions... to be proved wrong."

"You took your time!"