Doom Prophet Gifts

Looking for a gift that matches your doom prophet’s creative spirit? Our collection blends humor, wit, and a hint of darkness to celebrate their unique perspective. Perfect for those who see the future through a humorous lens and enjoy playful, thought-provoking gifts that make a statement.

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"I have difficulty expressing my feelings."

"I have difficulty expressing my feelings." mockup

"I have difficulty expressing my feelings."

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'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.' mockup

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

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Moses on the web

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'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.' mockup

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

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'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.' mockup

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

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"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in." mockup

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

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Pie Filling Reader

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Smiling businessman with rising profits mockup

Smiling businessman with rising profits

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'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!' mockup

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

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"Oh, I can't complain"

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'This is why we can't have nice things... '

'This is why we can't have nice things... ' mockup

'This is why we can't have nice things... '

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The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112. mockup

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

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'I think you'll find these projections somewhat exaggerated, but in a good way.'

'I think you'll find these projections somewhat exaggerated, but in a good way.' mockup

'I think you'll find these projections somewhat exaggerated, but in a good way.'

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"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!" mockup

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

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"Love your feng shui!"

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Perhaps we could get the Saatchis to pain a pretty picture.

Perhaps we could get the Saatchis to pain a pretty picture. mockup

Perhaps we could get the Saatchis to pain a pretty picture.

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'Here's the improved margins you said you wanted to see this year, Tom.'

'Here's the improved margins you said you wanted to see this year, Tom.' mockup

'Here's the improved margins you said you wanted to see this year, Tom.'

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"Graphs are like EKGs, they show the health of a company."

"Graphs are like EKGs, they show the health of a company." mockup

"Graphs are like EKGs, they show the health of a company."

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Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time. mockup

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

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"...and right here in Q2 is where the 'you know what' hit the fan. . ."

"...and right here in Q2 is where the 'you know what' hit the fan. . ." mockup

"...and right here in Q2 is where the 'you know what' hit the fan. . ."

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"Our accountancy firm says that there are a number of ways to interpret the figures... which one do you prefer?"

"Our accountancy firm says that there are a number of ways to interpret the figures... which one do you prefer?" mockup

"Our accountancy firm says that there are a number of ways to interpret the figures... which one do you prefer?"

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"The short term solution is money and the long term solution more money."

"The short term solution is money and the long term solution more money." mockup

"The short term solution is money and the long term solution more money."

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'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.' mockup

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

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'Of course, for me, Christmas has a deeply felt religious significance! The stock exchange is my church...!

'Of course, for me, Christmas has a deeply felt religious significance! The stock exchange is my church...! mockup

'Of course, for me, Christmas has a deeply felt religious significance! The stock exchange is my church...!

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Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks. mockup

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

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"I can't decide which I'd rather do- make a twenty-billion-dollar bid of turn down a twenty-billion-dollar bid."

"I can't decide which I'd rather do- make a twenty-billion-dollar bid of turn down a twenty-billion-dollar bid." mockup

"I can't decide which I'd rather do- make a twenty-billion-dollar bid of turn down a twenty-billion-dollar bid."

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A self-filling prophecy.

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"Don't worry, it's nothing."

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End of world nigh!!!

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'No doubt the upturn will come soon because the sheet of paper ends here!'

'No doubt the upturn will come soon because the sheet of paper ends here!' mockup

'No doubt the upturn will come soon because the sheet of paper ends here!'

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"That's our projected sales."

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doom.com

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"This is very mysterious. I can't seem to pick up anything at all about you, but I see 'Ivan the Terrible' coming to the Thalia."

"This is very mysterious. I can't seem to pick up anything at all about you, but I see 'Ivan the Terrible' coming to the Thalia." mockup

"This is very mysterious. I can't seem to pick up anything at all about you, but I see 'Ivan the Terrible' coming to the Thalia."

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'Took longer than I thought it would.' mockup

'Took longer than I thought it would.'

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Doom Prophet Gifts Collection

Doom Prophet Mugs

Explore our range of doom prophet-themed mugs—funny, dark, and creatively designed, they’re perfect for a morning dose of humor or a quirky gift.

Doom Prophet Pillows

Discover plush pillows with quirky, darkly humorous designs—ideal for adding a touch of creative mystery to any space.

Doom Prophet Prints

Browse our art prints featuring the doom prophet’s signature style—fun, darkly witty, and creatively inspiring—perfect for wall decor.

Doom Prophet T-Shirts

Check out our collection of doom prophet t-shirts—witty, darkly humorous designs that showcase their unique perspective with style.