Doom Thinker Gifts

Looking for a unique gift for the doom thinker in your life? Our collection offers funny and thoughtful items that capture their contemplative spirit. Perfect for sparking a smile, these gifts blend humor with insight, ideal for those who ponder deep questions while keeping a sense of humor. Whether they like mugs, t-shirts, or prints, you'll find something that resonates with their creative, philosophical side and helps lighten the mood of any heavy thoughts.

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"Have you considered the possibility that the other one may NEVER drop?"

"Have you considered the possibility that the other one may NEVER drop?" mockup

"Have you considered the possibility that the other one may NEVER drop?"

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"Shuster, get back to your job writing instruction manuals."

"Shuster, get back to your job writing instruction manuals." mockup

"Shuster, get back to your job writing instruction manuals."

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"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide." mockup

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

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'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!' mockup

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

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"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span." mockup

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

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"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow." mockup

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

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Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book) mockup

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

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Jean-Paul Sartre

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"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf." mockup

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

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"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society." mockup

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

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"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense." mockup

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

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Pinocchio's Second Realization

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Chiller Theatre

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"Have you been playing dice?"

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The Thought Process.

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Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

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'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.' mockup

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

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"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?" mockup

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

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"The overthinker"

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Pastorius wonders why.

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Zenemies.

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"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!" mockup

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

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'The sound of one hand clapping.' mockup

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

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"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic." mockup

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

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"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity." mockup

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

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My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink. mockup

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

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Paul Ree

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"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs." mockup

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

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'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!' mockup

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

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"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!" mockup

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

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Compression

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Optimist

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'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.' mockup

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

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Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here? mockup

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

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Doom Thinker Gifts Collection

Doom Thinker Mugs

Explore our range of mugs specially designed for doom thinkers. Perfect for those who enjoy a humorous take on life's big questions.

Doom Thinker Pillows

Find quirky pillows that make a statement about contemplating life's uncertainties in style and comfort.

Doom Thinker Prints

Browse our collection of prints that capture the humor and depth of a true doom thinker’s outlook, ideal for decorating any space.

Doom Thinker T-Shirts

Discover witty t-shirts that speak to the doom thinker in us all. Great for casual wear and sparking conversations.