"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."
Doomsday Thinker Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone who’s a bit of a doomsday thinker? Our collection offers humorous and contemplative items designed to engage their creative mind. From clever mugs to art prints, these gifts celebrate their unique perspective on the future and the world around them. Whether they’re pondering survival or the end of days, our thoughtful products bring a dash of humor and insight. Find something that resonates with their fascination for the possible apocalyptic scenarios or their creative outlook on life’s uncertainties.
Optimist
'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'
Apocalypse Research Center
Free speech isn't cheap!
Chicken - "The Dow is falling...the dow is falling..."
"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."
'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.'
"Has anyone seen my therapist?"
"Damn. Totally mis-read that."
'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'
'To prepare for Y2K, I backed up all discs and documents. . . stockpiled water and non-perishables. . . converted my investments to cash and set up a wood burning stove.'
'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'
'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'
The End is Near art gallery opening.
"And then yesterday, I had an epiphany: The best way for me to overcome my paralyzing fear of a global ecological/economic collapse is to find a way to turn it into a lucrative career!"
Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.
How to survive the coming crash.
Poll: The World Will End With: Nuclear War, Global Warming, Assault Weapons.
Climate Change Contingency House
The End is Near/Just the Beginning
"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"
The World Ends Today!: 'Never mind, dear- better luck tomorrow!'
Prepare to meet your author today!
'Come back in a couple of days. Maybe something will have opened up.'
The End is Nigh
"I find your projections a little pessimistic, Lee."
"What really bothers me is he's my financial advisor."
"Whoa! In 7 billion years, the sun will expand and engulf the entire planet, melting away any evidence it ever existed!"
"The end of the world is nigh."
"OK, now here comes the lava."
'I went in to get my mortgage renewed. I said: 'Make it for eight months and four days!'. . . Am I only the one who thinks the world ends in December?'
'There goes Mr. Negativity.'
World Ends Today - Sorry For The Inconvenience
Doomsdayer waves sign saying 'The world isn't going to end, it's just going to suck'.
Doomsday Thinker Gifts Collection
Doomsday Thinker Mugs
Discover a range of mugs perfect for doomsday thinkers, blending humor and insight to spark conversations during coffee breaks.
Doomsday Thinker Pillows
Find pillows that combine comfort with clever artwork inspired by doomsday scenarios and survival themes.
Doomsday Thinker Prints
Browse prints that stimulate reflection and add a creative touch to any space, ideal for those who ponder the end of days.
Doomsday Thinker T-Shirts
Explore our t-shirt collection featuring witty and thought-provoking designs that resonate with doomsday enthusiasts and creative minds.