Doomsday Enthusiast Gifts

'Look, it's like I told you yesterday, if you want to invest in mutual funds you've got to start thinking long-term.' (Man wearing sign saying 'The End is Nigh').

'I sort of envy that guy -- interest rates don't bother him a bit.'

Beware of the worst case scenario.

The end of the middle class is near.

World ends tomorrow.

"Happy now, you jerk?"

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

"OK, now here comes the lava."

"Stocks are up, led by sales of hazmat suits, emegency survival kits, electric generators, gas masks..."

'Heretic!'

"Oh wow, Countdown to End Times calendar, no, Dean, I don't already have one. Um, Happy New Year to you too."

The world is coming to an end: 'You'll get over it -- I felt the same way after my divorce.'

'Don't worry honey. There will be another apocalypse.'

'The world ends tomorrow. Eat up!'

Doomsdayer waves sign reading 'Told you so' in the apocalypse.

Doomsday Clock.

The End of the World is Nigh - Four Horsmen of the Apocalypse - "How does he know? Did you tell him.."

Antique shop with 'the end is near' signs.

Turf War on West 49th Street

'Well it's Friday the 21st and we're all still here. The world's not going to...'

The End of the World is Nigh - for Entertainment Purposes.

The World Ends Today!: 'Never mind, dear- better luck tomorrow!'

World Ends Today - Sorry For The Inconvenience

End of the world bet.

'No...it's not what I was expecting either.'

Mutually Assured Destruction Is Near!

'Fifty quid to stay here all day - you've got 'em panic buying !'

The World Is Coming To A Complete Impasse.

"I find your projections a little pessimistic, Lee."

"Have you tried ringing the help desk?"

"Maybe we better get the one-hour developing."

The World Ends In 30 Days...21 Business Days

"Can you hang around for a couple of hours, buddy?"

"Brother Behan?! You would think the roof to fall in!"

"He never was one for long shots."