Doom Day Enthusiast Gifts

'Put it on my tab.'

Optimist

Apocalypse Research Center

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

The End is Nigh

Grim Reaper leaning on scared trader.

'I foresee an and to our global troubles ... The world will end tomorrow.'

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

'We need to change our marketing strategy.'

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

The world of medicine as we know it, will end soon.

Meet Thy Doom

Doomsday marketing

"I find your projections a little pessimistic, Lee."

The World Ends Today!: 'Never mind, dear- better luck tomorrow!'

"The end of the world is nigh."

"What really bothers me is he's my financial advisor."

'Come back in a couple of days. Maybe something will have opened up.'

The End is Nigh

'If it wasn't for their great pension scheme I'd have packed this in years ago.'

"OK, now here comes the lava."

'There goes Mr. Negativity.'

'That's the Director of Housing. She isn't taking the news of the rates freeze too well...'

"Looks like the end of civilization as they know it."

2012,end of the world advice.

"Ambitions... to be proved wrong."

World Ends Today - Sorry For The Inconvenience

Doomsdayer waves sign saying 'The world isn't going to end, it's just going to suck'.

Man with "end is near" sign is gone.

"Insolvency isn't the end of the world. That comes next year."

'Oh, oh - it's tomorrow.'

"You took your time!"

'Look, it's like I told you yesterday, if you want to invest in mutual funds you've got to start thinking long-term.' (Man wearing sign saying 'The End is Nigh').

"Oh wow, Countdown to End Times calendar, no, Dean, I don't already have one. Um, Happy New Year to you too."

Things are never as bad as they seem - they're usually much, much worse.